Weekend Humor

Three babies are in their mother's womb.

One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here." 

The next one says, "I want to be an olympic swimmer because I get so much practice in here."
...

Then the last baby says," I'm going to be a hunter, because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing in half!"


Everybody have a great weekend!

Can We Go One Day Without A Lie?

Go Tweet That

Pay Attention At The Next Football Game!

Monumental

Weekend Humor

Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best friend, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang.

She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.

"Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.

"Oh, that was Mick," she replied calmly....
 
"Oh crap, I'd better be going then!" he said. 

"Did Mick say where he was?" asked Peter.



"Relax -- he's down at the bar playing a few games of pool with you."

EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXILICIOUS WEEKEND!

If Only Someone Had Warned Us!!

Yesterday (Was A Good Day)

Can You See This Coming?

Fantasy Is Reality (Trump Talk)

Aretha's Best

In Honor of The Queen of Soul , who left this world of the living yesterday...I am posting my favorite Aretha songs..


My All time favorites...There were many more , too many to put here...but I hope you enjoyed my tribute to the Undisputed Queen Of Soul.

ARETHA!

ARETHA FRANKLIN, THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF SOUL!

March 25,1942- August 16, 2018

The Queen has left us...Rest in Paradise Aretha..

I can't hear any of her songs, "Think" , "Respect", "Chain Of Fools", "Say A Little Prayer" , "Don't Play That Song (You Lied)" and not see  my mother and my four aunts, ironing, shopping, putting away groceries...My mother  and her sisters loved Aretha Franklin....And I did too...Seems like she was singing the soundtrack of my lifetime...

Rest Well Queen ...There will never be another quite like you!

But To Call Her A Dog?

Beef

Been a long time since I actually wrote something personal on this blog.....but I got to thinking the other day....and these are some thoughts I wanted to share..

This feud between #45 and Omarosa is funny at some points and sad at others...

It's amazing how you can be friends today and sworn enemies the next...Makes me think about the history of beef...Tupac and Biggie were friends once, before they became enemies..

Ceasar and Brutus were once friends...and Brutus stabbed him in the back. "Et Tu Brutus?" (You too Brutus?)

I had a friend once...We were such good friends,I considered this person family...We had a falling out in 2009 and ...haven't spoken since...I won't go into details...but we go to the same church...And we have walked past each other and haven't acknowledged the other's presence...One time ironically enough on a Sunday Bishop preached about reconciliation and forgiveness...Such is the nature of this beef..Details aren't important..but it is , what it is...

People think their petty disagreements are important, but in the long and short of things they really aren't...A few weeks ago a good friend of mine departed from this life and I heard another friend say.."You know we weren't speaking at the time of this person's death...I never got a chance to work things out.." 

You always think you got all the time in the world...but you really don't...Beef should only be sold at the supermarket..It shouldn't be a part of life...(Drops the mike!)

Just something to think about!

Instead of Space Force

Collusion Confusion

Keith's Music Spotlight

I've been meaning to download this song for a minute...A Little Wisdom from my frat brother, Brother Marvin Sapp for your Sunday Morning Coffee and Toast...Enjoy!

Weekend Humor

A washed up actor hasn't gotten a job in years. He has lost his ability to remember lines.

But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a Broadway musical.

When he arrives at the theater the director tells him, "You have the most important part, but you only have one line. You walk onto stage with a rose; bring it close to your nose with your thumb, index, and middle fingers; and sniff it deeply. Then you will say, 'Oh, the smell of my lover.'"

When it comes time for him to say his line he walks onto stage and says, "Oh, the smell of my lover." With this the crowd begins to laugh hysterically and the director explodes with anger.

"YOU IDIOT!" he screams..

The actor runs off stage and asks, "Did I forget my lines?"

The director replies, "No! You forgot the flower."


EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

To Recap

Those Of You Who Don't Trust The Media...

And This is YOUR President!!!!

The 45th President of The United States...a Small minded, thin skinned ,petty man!

What I've Learned

1.Be Strong...You Never Know who you may be inspiring.

2.When All Else Fails, Take A Nap!

3.I see no good reason to act my age

4.A Smile is often the prettiest thing you can wear

5.The First Step to getting what you want is to get rid of what you don't need!

6.Some People Cross Your Path and Change your whole direction...

7.And Then there are people who make you wish you'd gone in another direction when they crossed your path.

8.Some Days You're the Pigeon...Some Days You're the Statue...

9.You can never be too happy!

10. Sex Never gets old.

PEACE!

Keith's Music Spotlight

How can Anyone in the Nation Ignore this?... #kikichallenge

Keith's Music Spotlight.

John Legend is back with a nice mellow ,cool hummer for the summer!

Weekend Humor

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.

He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old head, never done anything wild in your life?"
...

The old man replied, "I Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."



HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!

Such A Stable Genius!

Just when you think this man can't get any dumber!

Lebron's New School