Weekend Humor

Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best friend, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang.

She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation.

"Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.

"Oh, that was Mick," she replied calmly....
 
"Oh crap, I'd better be going then!" he said. 

"Did Mick say where he was?" asked Peter.



"Relax -- he's down at the bar playing a few games of pool with you."

EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXILICIOUS WEEKEND!