Before It's Too Late

What Dave Chappelle Said

I have gotten over my shock and I too am going to give our new President a chance...Like my man Dave Chappelle said...I hope he gives everybody else a chance too. African-Americans, Latinos, Muslims and Women!

Weekend Humor

Really Hard to laugh this weekend..but here goes..


A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.


The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,


 "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".


He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.


"Oh you think that's funny.? Watch this!"


He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car.


When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing hysterically.


The truck driver is really starting to lose it.

He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.


 He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.


She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."


Have a great weekend everybody!

And In Four Years

What Have We Done?

Donald Trump is the new President Elect! I can't believe what I am waking up to this morning.....I thought the majority of the American people were smarter than this...Better than this...Unfortunately they are not...He is not the guy you who voted for him think he is...and you'll find out..... Finally, Thank you to all of you people who voted for third party candidates or didn't vote at all supposedly to make a point! Look what we have now....Did you make your point? Grow Up! We have made a grave mistake here..A grave mistake....And time will bear me out on this..There is no silver lining here...None at all.

Time To Vote

"It's 6:53 as of this writing...The Polls in my neighborhood open in little under ten minutes...I've tied up my sneakers....I'm ready to go and vote......It's put up or shut up time now!

What Trump Really Means When He Says Let's Make America Great Again

Weekend Humor

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Everybody hAVE  a sexilicious weekend!

Before Obamacare

Keith's Favorite Quotes

Random Thoughts

1.Am I the only one who is totally exhausted by this entire election cycle?

2. November 8th at midnight we'll all be able to exhale!

3.Am I the only one tired of hearing about emails?

4.Facebook and Twitter can be fun some days...and then there are days when it's totally exhausting..

5. A lot of people and things are becoming exhausting to me lately...

6.That's All I got (4 Now)

What I've Learned

1. Go Big Or Go Home

2.The smaller the balls, the bigger the stakes...

3.If you happen to find yourself in politically mixed company at dinner...Pray you're in a state with strict gun control laws.

4.People who are just determined to argue turn pacifist ploys into provocations.

5.Never spend too much time around people who just have a provocation to drink.

6. It is wrong to end friendships with people who disagree with you....Take advantage of a chance to see something from the other perspective.

7.Power never concedes anything without a fight.

8. A Nazi said this but I find it to be true....If you tell the same lie long enough...People begin to take it as truth!

9.History is usually written by the survivor or the victor.

10.Lose your temper and you've lost the argument.


Peace!