Thursday, December 15, 2016
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Monday, December 12, 2016
Friday, December 9, 2016
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
What I've Learned
1.Everybody's Voice sounds Fuller In The Shower.
2.I Can't read a book in a room of a lot of people.
3. I like living in my head.
4.Never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing...My Grandmother taught me that!
5. You can't tell people what they should like...To Each his own...
6.Trying to hard to follow a rule does more harm than good...Especially if you don't agree with that rule.
7. Boredom keeps me going, makes me creative....I hate the same old (safe) thing!
8.Trying to Please everybody is ultra stressful.
9. Happy Wife, Happy Life....It's true...
10. The Older You Get....The harder it is to lie to yourself!
PEACE!
Monday, December 5, 2016
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Not Okay With This
It
says a lot about how America is falling apart when the Native Americans
are treated this way by our law enforcement community. I stand for the
original Americans rights to protect their land. The only land our
forefathers saw fit to allow them to keep.
Friday, December 2, 2016
Weekend Humor - Three Good Ones)
Okayyyy, here goes-
A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name." he said warming up the conversation.
"Who named you, your mother?" he asked.
"No, I named myself." she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" he asked .
"Because I like cars, and I like men." she said looking directly into his eyes.
"So what's your name?" she asked.
He said "Beersex."
Twoooooooooooooooooooo!
A woman walks into a bar, and guy says, "Can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure." said the woman.
After a few moments of conversing she finally asked, "So what’s your occupation?"
He says "I’m a Carpenter." ....
"To what extent of carpentry do you work?" asked the woman.
The man states: "Well, I actually work exstensively with Wood. First, I get you hammered. Next, I nail you then, I screw all your friends."
And Threeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
U know u r an Alcoholic when:
• You lose arguments with inanimate objects. ...
• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
• Job interfering with your drinking.
• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
• You can focus better with one eye closed.
• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
• Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you
• You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
Okayyyyy, Everybody have a great weekend!
Thursday, December 1, 2016
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