Tuesday, May 25, 2010

It Really Is "Cheaper To Keep Her"...


Elin Nordegren Woods, the soon-to-be ex-wife of golfing great, Tiger Woods, is demanding $750 million from Tiger Woods in divorce negotiations. That is some pricey, pricey misery, isn't it?

Plus, Elin isn't agreeing to Tiger's demands for a confidentiality clause that would prevent her from writing a book or developing an HBO mini-series or line of collectible plates based on the scandal. (Couldn't you see the late Billy Mays selling these collectible plates on late night television?)

This proves that not only is it cheaper to keep her, as Johnny Taylor once sang many years ago (One of my uncles really used to get a kick out of that song - LOL!)... but rather, it's cheaper not to cheat on her! A sobering lesson indeed!

9 comments:

Rich Fitzgerald said...

And you know they are going to stick it to old Tiger for messing over that good ole white gal.

As Chris Rock would say, that's what you get for messing with them white girls.

Felicia Monique said...

Oh, Rich, you took the words right out of my mouth! =)

ali said...

Rich, I could not have said it better.

Angel said...

I cant even say Poor Tiger, well he got what he deserved.

LadyLee said...

Rich! I do believe you said what was on ER'BODY'S mine!

A sista is cheaper, Tiger! That's all I gotta say about that! lol

dve said...

This reminds me of my favorite Dave Chappell skit when he tires to get Oprah Winfrey pregnant and succeeds. Tiger should have stayed out of them woods and stayed with his wife. He knew that they were searching for some kryptonite for him and they got it. Another black man falls down to the white lady.

Moanerplicity said...

I must my ditto the first comment.

I could say more, but there's already a name for people who take money for ...ummm... certain services rendered.



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Arlene said...

Well, well, well...I'm not surprised! By the way, how much money did she bring to the marriage? Was her "capitol" blond hair and blue eyes? The Philly paper says Tiger is worth about $600 million and Elin is asking for $750 million. Hmmm...

I share Chris Rock and Rich's sentiment. As nephew Justin loved to say, "That's what you get!!"

LESAPEA MUSINGS said...

Obviously, Tiger didn't have Elin sign a pre-nup. Stupid!!




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