Saturday, May 15, 2010

Weekend Humor

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee, when one of the Catholic men tells his friends... "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps... "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says... "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says ' Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says... "Yeah, well my son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...?" She proudly replies... "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say 'Oh - My - God'!"

8 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One Keith...and a foxy nun!

Cheryl said...

Funny!

Brenda said...

Cute~!

Toni said...

Hi Keith! That was cute!

Angie B. said...

Hey Keith....That was funny!

James Perkins said...

Sexy Nun....They weren't like that when I was in catholic school!

Simon Bastion said...

Funny story Keith

Sunflower said...

LOL- Men!




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