Thursday, October 20, 2011

A Message To Fox News Watchers (From Bill Maher)

I originally started to do this post for weekend humor, but I decided to do this post today because in it, the comedian ,Bill Maher says so much of what I have seriously been trying to say as far as the political situation in this country has been shaping up for the past year now...

So here is an exceprt from one of his monolouges :

(Disclaimer-Not for Republicans , Tea Party Members or the faint of heart!)

 “Now that it’s become clear that the Republicans, the fiscally conservative strong on defense party are neither fiscally conservative nor strong on defense, they have to tell us what exactly it is they’re good at. It’s not defense. 9/11 happened on your watch, and you retaliated by invading the wrong country, and you lost a 10 year game of hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, and you’re responsible for running up most of the debt, which more than anythingmakes us weak.”

 “You’re supposed to be the party with the killer instinct, but it was a Democrat who put a bomb in Gadhafi’s bedroom, and bullet in Bin Laden’s eye like Moe Green. Raising the question how many Muslims does a black guy have to kill in one weekend before crackers climb down off his ass? Let’s look at some facts. Now for you Fox News viewers feel free to turn down the sound until the flashing facts light at the bottom of your screen disappears.”

 “When Bill Clinton left office in 2001, the Congressional Budget Office predicted that by the end of the decade we would have paid off the entire debt and had $2 trillion surplus. Instead we have a ten and a half trillion dollar public debt and the difference in those two numbers is mostly because Republicans put tax cuts for the rich, free drugs for the elderly, and two wars on the layaway plan, and then bailed on the check, So so much for fiscal responsibility.”

 “But hey, at least they still had the defense thing right? The public still believed Republicans were tougher when it came to hunting down dark skinned foreigners with funny sounding names. But Bush had 7 years to get Osama, he didn’t. He got 
Wesley Snipes.

Only 6 months after 9/11 Bush said he didn’t spend that much time on Bin Laden that he was no longer concerned about him. Just as he wasn’t before 9/11 when he blew off that mysterious inscrutable memo titled Bin Laden determined to attack inside United States. In under a year Bush went from who gives a shit, to wanted dead or alive, back to who gives a shit.”

 “Why can’t you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, steely nerved, multitasking, black ninja gansta president? In one week he produced his birth certificate, comforted disaster victims, swung by Florida to say hey to Gabby Giffords, did stand up at the Correspondents’ Dinner, and then personally repelled into in Bin Laden’s lair and put a Chinese star though his throat without waking up any of his 13 wives. That’s how it went down, I saw it on MSNBC.”

Truth be told , the 30% of America that Bill Maher mentioned will never support Barack Obama no matter what he does. Unlike Democrats who did rally behind President Bush after 9/11, many Republicans can only view the Obama presidency with bitter jaundiced eyes that are only capable of seeing all the vast conspiracies that explain why they were not able to keep the presidency, which they believe they are entitled to.

Bill Maher had it right. Barack Obama had an incredible year ,the economy not withstanding, but within record time the Tea Party and the extreme right wing was  hard at work trying to delegitimize all of the president's  accomplishments while at the same time taking credit for themselves.

What is absolutely eating the Obama haters up inside right now is that he got Bin Laden. Since 9/11 Republicans have treated the issue of national security as their birthright, but President Obama showed them what a real commitment to keeping America secure looks like.

Barack Obama  really is one bad ass gangsta president. He is everything Republicans wish they were, but don’t have the guts to be.
In God We Trust! HA!


Jazzy said...

Wow ,you went all in on this one fam!

Lisa said...

I remember seeing him when he did this monolouge...This summer...He was right on point.

Vanessa said...

You and Bill Maher are my favorite social critics, Keith!

Halo said...

Yes, mine too...Bill makes me laugh and you break it down for me better than the newspapers and magazines do.

James Perkins said...

Great Post...This says it all, No more needs to be said.

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Once again, you've hit the hammer on the nail Keith.

Yvonne Anderson said...

Once again , Great post Keith..I love your overall insight.

DBH said...

Alright now Keith! LOL!

Captain Jack said...

You are givin it to the people..okayyyy!


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