Friday, September 7, 2012

Weekend Humor


 

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday

"I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."

I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....",

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Look here buddy, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this damn badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"




 I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores

"Okay Boss, you got it." I said.



A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH....HELP....HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!  OHHHHHHHH HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!....HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... OH LAWDDDDDD, ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"




I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....


"Your badge, show him your damn BADGE!!"

3 comments:

BluJewel said...

Sitting in my office HYSTERICALLY LMAO! OMG Keith this was awesome. This was the best laugh I've had this week. ^5 for that luv!

bayoucreole said...

OMG! That was a really good one Keith!

Reggie said...

Hilarious!!!




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