Weekend Humor! ( Now that the election is over!)

Okay, now that we know President Obama has been re-elected...Let's take a look at how the right wingers over at Fox News are taking it..

In Fox News' election coverage Tuesday night, there was little to no pretense of fairness or balance. What there was, from the start and to the finish, was a glum tone that turned downright funereal by the time Mitt Romney finally conceded, near 1 a.m. Which is why I was too tired to write anything yesterday.

If you watched the FOX network's anchors and guests work through the dawning realization that their candidate was doomed was to witness a textbook case of Elisabeth Kubler-Ross's five stages of greif.

Denial: With the early returns breaking badly for Mitt Romney, Karl Rove points to an exit poll suggesting that Democratic turnout was low in Ohio's Cuyahoga County. Everyone basks in the critical importance of Ohio's Cuyahoga County. Anchor Megyn Kelly asks, "Is this just math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?" Karl Rove assures her it's real.

Now Mike Huckabee, meanwhile, is counting on rural voters to turn things around: "I still think Mitt Romney wins when it is all over." Good Luck with that Mikey!

Anger: Shortly before the race is called, Sarah Palin says an Obama victory would be a "catastrophic setback to our economy" and lashes out at the public: "I just cannot believe, though, that the majority of Americans would believe that incurring more debt is good for our economy. … I cannot believe the majority of Americans would believe it's OK not to follow the Constitution and not have a budget."I can't believe that anybody ever picked her to run for Vice-President...but that's just me..

As midnight nears and reality sinks in, Megyn Kelly takes out her frustration on liberal colleague Susan Estrich: "You, having managed the Michael Dukakis campaign, are familiar with the losing feeling." Maybe so....but NOT TONIGHT!

Bargaining: With all of the networks calling the race for President Obama, including Fox News, Can you believe that Karl Rove was there pleading for his fellow hosts to un-call Ohio, promising that forthcoming returns in the state will be favorable to Romney? Really?

Megyn Kelly, followed by the cameras, heads back through the bowels of the building to grill Fox News' decision desk and see if the network's analysts will change their minds. They won't.

Depression: Ed Henry, reporting stone-faced from President Obama headquarters as it erupts in jubiliation: "The crowd is near pandemonium now, despite the fact that unemployment is hovering near 8 percent."

Charles Krauthammer: "As a psychiatrist, I will offer to write prescriptions for anyone who needs them right now."

Acceptance: I'm uh,Still waiting on this one.

The good news for all of them is that Obamacare, which they all hate so much will cover pre-existing conditions...Including Depression and Schizophrenia....Someone should get them all to the hospital and pronto!

Have a Great Weekend Everybody!