Weekend Humor

ADULT HUMOR

1.Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

2. Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head.

and now for the joke-

 3.The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." 

He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a big tall soldier standing at attention?" 

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!