Friday, August 8, 2014

Weekend Humor


A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "Young man, You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You lousy bastard! If That don't beat all..."

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

 Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned lying bastard! I swear, I could kill you myself...you lying...liar!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can  certainly understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, fifteen years! I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he never had one!"

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Lawdy, Lawdy! Boy, where you get that stuff?? LOL!! Have a great weekend!!




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