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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" 

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."said the first guy.

 "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" asked the Judge.

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." he said with pride.

"That's admirable," said the judge. He looked over at the other young man...

"And you, how did you do?"  

 "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."he said.

 "156 people??? That's amazing! How did you manage to do that???" asked the Judge.


""Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison...."


EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVALICIOUS WEEKEND!

What If I Told You.....

Haven't I been saying this ,Since I started this Blog?   Vote!!! The power is within you....Forget the polls....Nothing matters until you pull that lever!

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Obstruction Game

I usually take a break on Sunday...but this Supreme Court Nomination business has me steamed....

The Republican Congress really wants the nation to wait a year for the next President, whoever he or SHE may be to pick a Supreme Court Justice and then go through the vetting period? Are you kidding me?

It’s the President’s job to nominate a candidate – and the Senate’s job to vet and confirm that candidate.

But Mitch McConnell and his Party of NO are making up their own rules and refusing to even consider President Obama’s nominee.

It’s time to stop the obstruction and do what’s right for the country. It's time to be serious and stop this childishness....

The Republican Party is imploding slowly...If Donald Trump doesn't bring it to it's knees....This foolishness with the Supreme Court nomination and obstruction could cause them to lose at least eight seats on the hill as well as the White House...

They will have themselves to blame....

And me...I'll love watching it happen.

More Weekend Humor

Weekend Humor

A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

 "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"


Everybody have a Super Groovy Weekend!

Sold His Soul (To the Devil)

I can't know what New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was thinking last night when he appeared with Donald Trump ,after Trump did exactly what I predicted...Won 7 of the 10 states that were up for grabs..

But he has a look akin to realizing you've sold your soul to the devil.

The Republican Party Is Burning

By the time you read this...It will be after so called "Super Tuesday " and the inevitable will have happened....Donald Trump will more than likely have won at least 7 of the 11 states voting and will be well on his way to his party's nomination...

There is only one problem though....his party doesn't want him to have the nomination.
When his campaign began...I'm sure the republican establishment regarded him as a fluke..

They probably thought..."Oh he won't be around long."  Well....He's still around and what's more..He's winning...And his constituency is those people the Republican Party has long been in bed with, but tried to keep a secret...Angry...frightened...Uneducated whites..who tend to be a little older...Who don't give a damn about traditional Republican policies or Wall Street Businessmen, but who just wants a candidate who sticks it to all those Blacks and Latinos...(niggas and wetbacks)and bombs the crap out of all A-RABS and Muslims....They can't tell the difference...

The Republicans have always courted these types FOR VOTES, but have never wanted to be publicly associated with them....especially after the election was over...
These poor, mostly middle and working class whites have always been counted on to vote against their own class interests..Which by the way happen to be the same as mine..

If they weren't so buffoonishly stupid and unapologetically racist...I might even feel sorry for them..

These are the folks..Those diseffected folk who are fueling Donald Trump's wins...and who will be the downfall of the Republican Party ,who were talking about trying to reach out to Blacks and Latinos and broaden their base just seven years ago...(I actually believed them back then.)

That was all talk now....Donald Trump is the candidate the Tea Party and Fox news birthed....and I can't see any thinking Black or Latino person or Woman for that matter supporting the Republican Party now!

I have friends who were once Republicans who are now Independents...They couldn't deal with the Racist rhetoric.

And now one way or another ,the Republicans are going to have to deal with this disaster in the making..Donald Trump.

As I write this...On Tuesday afternoon....Tonight...Donald J. Trump is odds-on to win at least seven of the 11 contested Republican presidential primaries. If he does so, he is better than odds-on to be the Republican presidential nominee.

The facts are as stark as the slopes of Lookout Mountain in the early morning light. It is a consummation devoutly to be wished, especially by those of us who see the Republicans as having been cruising for this particular bruising ever since it so greedily ate the monkeybrains in the 1980s. But, from the people who make their living at being Republicans, we are seeing the kind of existential panic that you only see once or twice in a century. It's Watership Down, with Super PACs and Mitch "Dr. No"McConnell.

Almost daily now, we are seeing increasingly fantastical notions being floated by practically everyone with an increasingly meaningless title. McConnell lets it be known that the party's congressional candidates will drop He, Trump "like a hot rock" he says  come the fall.

 

Someone else is counting on a "brokered convention," or even changing the rules to free up the delegates won through the entire process, as though that would be anything but a sprawling knife-fight to which the most peaceable solution would be the creation of third, fourth, and fifth-party candidacies.

 

Still other people speak dreamily of saviors—Paul Ryan, who would preside over the convention, or even Willard "Mitt" Romney, who keeps sniping at Trump on Twitter while  Trump snaps back (correctly) that Mitt Romney is a two-time loser whom nobody really likes.

 

Make no mistake about it: All of these scenarios are profoundly corrupt and profoundly anti-democratic. Look,I'm certainly not a fan of Donald Trump, but Donald Trump has played by the rules established by the largely vestigial Republican establishment.

 

He won in caucus states (Nevada), and he won in primary states (South Carolina, New Hampshire).

 

He stands poised to win states tonight from Massachusetts to Alabama. There has been no hint of scandal in any of his victories. It is delusional to pretend that he is not the overwhelming choice of the people who are voting Republican in the year of Our Lord 2016. And it is intellectually dishonest to try to concoct strategies to deny the consensus choice of your party a nomination fairly won just because the consensus choice of your party is a vulgar talking yam. If your party happens to have concocted a constituency with a sweet tooth for authoritarian nonsense, then trying (again) to push that reckoning down the road is to guarantee something even worse comes along next time.

 

Neither Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz is going to save them...No Offense...but neither of them can carry the Latino vote...and the people who are voting for Donald Trump are not going to suddenly vote for either of them or Poor Ben Carson, who for the life of me..I can't understand..Why he is still running.

 

And Kaisch of Ohio?  I'm certain by the time you read this, he will have suspended his campaign and dropped out of the race...

 

The Republicans will have no choice but to unite behind Trump...A wild card who they can't control or write this one off and secretly hand the keys to the White House to Hillary or Bernie..Either way...They lose...

 

Me, I'm just going to sit back and watch it happen.

What I've Learned

1. You can't please everybody.

2. Trying to please everybody will cause you eternal unhappiness and sleepless nights.

3.If I take my wedding ring off....(which I did recently when I had surgery and then to have it re-sized) It didn't make me any less married!

4.Always ask for a doggie bag when you're eating in a strange place....(That way you can dispose of the food you don't plan to eat later and not offend anybody)

5.Women think differently than men (Should have learned that at least 56 years ago!)

6.Curiosity is akin to excitement ,with me anyway!

7.Walk the streets alone and you look afraid, you'll draw people to you...I always looked like I was mad at the world...That and the fact that I'm well over six feet and 200 pounds..kept a lot of people away from me.

8.I have always loved my mind...That's why I try to keep it active....With new thoughts and Ideas...

9.We can choose to ignore the truth...but once you know it....You know it and there can be no turning back..

10.Everybody that comes with you...can't go with you!