My friend, Arthur "Old Head" Dunlap speaks again. Today, he talks about 9 things that really irk him...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where is the toilet?
2. People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is... why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually do that? If so, who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No loser, I paid $12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it so, it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, genius?
Well, once again, Arthur is timely and aggravated!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where is the toilet?
2. People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is... why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually do that? If so, who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No loser, I paid $12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it so, it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, genius?
Well, once again, Arthur is timely and aggravated!
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