Saturday, March 21, 2009

Weekend Joke

A friend sent me this in an email so, I thought I would share...

An overweight guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me. Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs., as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there was a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best to catch her but, no such luck.

So, for the next four days, the same routine happens with him and he is gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself and discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs., as promised. Then, he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 lb. weight loss program. The representative on the phone asks, "Are you sure? This is our most rigorous program.'' He replies, "Absolutely, I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day, there was a knock at the door and when he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!" He lost 63 lbs. that week.

Weekend 2
Have a blessed weekend everybody!

20 comments:

Jillian said...

ROFLMAO...i knew that was coming when I read the first one...though I wasn't thinking big guy chasing him lol

thanks for the morning "ha-ha" Keith-meister!!

Hope you have a great weeeekend!!!!!!!

Untouched Jewel said...

That was hilarious.

CareyCarey said...

Just stopped in to say hello. I got a good laugh on the way.

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

just got off work and there was nothing fun going on there. thanks for this, it's even funnier if you can imagine it (lol)

thanks and have a happy saturday!

James Perkins said...

Good One!

Simon Bastion said...

This was hillarious,Thanks for the laugh!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Somehow I knew this story was going to end like this...lolol.

Toni said...

You're crazy Keith,ROFLMAO!!

Angie B. said...

You are off the hinges mane!!

Sunflower said...

Wicked sense of humor...lololol.

Jazzy said...

Funny, Fam!

Tate 2 said...

I liked that...That caught me off guard!

Swaggie said...

You are nuts!lololol!

Vanessa said...

You're keepin it smurfy over here Keith.

Lisa said...

I could feel that coming as I read along.Good one Keith-lolololol.

Halo said...

Thanks for a good laugh to lace my Saturday Afternoon.

Captain Jack said...

Oh catch me...please! ROFLMGAO!!!!

Sean said...

From now on I'm going to be known as Sean...because all of my comments aren't necessarily going to be political.

With that said...Great story or joke, whatever....it was funny.(smile)

The F$%K it List said...

Very funny!

Oyin said...

umm....can i get that number...lol




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