Weekend Joke

A friend sent me this in an email so, I thought I would share...

An overweight guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me. Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs., as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there was a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best to catch her but, no such luck.

So, for the next four days, the same routine happens with him and he is gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself and discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs., as promised. Then, he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 lb. weight loss program. The representative on the phone asks, "Are you sure? This is our most rigorous program.'' He replies, "Absolutely, I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day, there was a knock at the door and when he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!" He lost 63 lbs. that week.


Have a blessed weekend everybody!