Friday, November 19, 2010

Weekend Humor (2 Short Ones)


I

A young girl named Chante came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, "Sadiq proposed to me a few minutes ago."

"Oh really? That's great news! Why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because Sadiq also mentioned that he is an atheist. Mom, that goes against my Baptist upbringing. He doesn’t believe there’s hell!"

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway, Chante. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is."

II

A young man named Lamont was looking to get married and said to his friend, Otis... "Yo, O. Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mom doesn't like."

"Oh, that's easy," replied Otis. "All you have to do is find someone who's just like your moms." "Aww, man... I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like!"

Have a great weekend everyone!

7 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Hillarious! Have a great weekend Keith!

Toni said...

Both of those were funny !

Angie B. said...

You Are Crazy Keith! ROTFLMAO!

Sunflower said...

Cute!

Tate2 said...

What's goin on Keith? Those were both good!

James Perkins said...

Good ones!

2cute4u said...

Very funny..
Sarcastic humour!
Have a splendid weekend!




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