Friday, November 5, 2010

Weekend Humor

It's been a rough week for me politically, so here's a little humor for you to start your weekend off with... at least one smile!

A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself "Unique", a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long hair (It was probably a weave, but who cares?), long graceful legs... well, you get the picture. He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. He thought to himself.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, and everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night, I promise tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"

She says,"Well, that sounds fantastic, but you really need to press 9 for an outside line."


Toni said...


Angie B. said...

Good one!

Sean said...

I had to think a minute,but I got

Grover Tha Playboy! said...

You're crazy!

Anonymous said...



"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"

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