Friday, April 15, 2011

Weekend Humor

Duke left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, Duke stayed out the entire weekend partying with the homeys and spending his entire check.

Finally, Duke arrived at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Marlene who castigated Duke for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Marlene stopped the nagging and said to Duke, ''How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'

Duke replied grimly, "Hell ,that would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see Marlene. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Duke could see Marlene a little out of the corner of his left eye!


Arlene said...

Keith, you scored a "3 pointer!" That was hilarious! Suit up, your team needs you!

Mizrepresent said...

This was too funny! I so enjoy your weekend humor...always look forward to it.

Keith said...

Thanks Miz!LOL!


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