Friday, April 29, 2011

Weekend Humor

Hakim had a bit of a drinking problem, you might say
Every night, after dinner, he took off for the neighborhood bar, spent the entire evening there and arrived home, drunk as all get up, around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened.

His wife,Juanita, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and his returned drunken state. But Hakim continued his nightly routine. One day, Juanita, distraught by it all, talked to a friend about her husband's behavior.

The friend, Geneva listened to her and then asked, "Juanita, Why don't you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his ways." Juanita thought it was worth trying.

That night, Hakim took off again after dinner. Around midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. Juanita heard Hakim at the door and let him in. This time, instead of berating him as she had always done, she took his arm and led him into the living room.
She was dressed in some sexy lingerie and heels.

 She sat him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a while, she said to him, "It's pretty late baby, I think we had better go upstairs to bed now, don't you?"

 At that, Hakim replied in his inebriated state, "I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble if I go home anyway!"


The Joker said...

Good one Keith, I wasn't teven expecting the punch line, LOL

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Now this was funny!

Toni said...

Too Cute!

Angie B. said...

Good One !

Sunflower said...

I wasn't expecting the punchline myself!

James Perkins said...

You know you're wrong for this one!LOLOLOLOL!

Swaggie said...

I think we've all been through this one before bruh,LMBAO!

Tate 2 said...

This was funny bruh!

Brenda said...

Hillarious and twisted...just what I'd expect!

Cheryl said...

Too funny!


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