Friday, April 13, 2012

Weekend Humor


A Plane carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them.

Just then as fate would have it..one man gets out if his seat (There is always one!)and runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at him, "Hey Man ,Didn't you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!".


To which the man says"Yeah ,of course I heard you, but it's also designed to fly too, and look how good that one worked out!!"


Have a great weekend everybody!

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Ha! Just one "ha" today, for that joke. Perhaps I was expecting an hilarious, roll on the floor tale as we usually get from you. But, nothing may be too funny these days. Eventhough I think of them with great affection and joy all year round, I still get teary during their birthdays. Love cousin! Life is short!




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