Friday, April 27, 2012

Weekend Humor

 
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says "Mann, I aint got no damn money." so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says-"Awww mann, I'm sorry, I'm tapped out..I aint got no money."  So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

So on the third night he comes in, and orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Helllllllllll, no. You get violent and crazy when you drink."

6 comments:

Toni said...

Good one!

Toni said...

I don't believe it...I'm the first poster!

Angie B. said...

Awww so what? LOL! Good one Keith!

Sunflower said...

Cute!

James Perkins said...

That was funny!

Samuel Bastion said...

That did bring a smile to my face!




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