A guy dials his home phone from work. A
strange woman answers.
"Hello!"
The guy says, "Heyyy Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!" he said.
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." she said.
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" he bellowed.
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?" she asks.
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
"Okay...Give me a minute.." she says.
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!" he screams.
" Swimming Pool??? What?! There's no swimming pool here?" she says.
Long pause...
"Uh er uhhhh.... is this 215- 832-4821??????"
(Have a great weekend everybody)
1 comment:
Hilarious. Good one.
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