Sean Connery was interviewed by Donahue, and bragged that despite his 72
years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie
Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie
said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an
older man. Let’s go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and
have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let
me sleep for half an hour, and we can have
even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left
hand and my dick in your right hand."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but
says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even
better sex. Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let
me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my
balls in your left hand, and my dick in your right hand."
Kylie is now
used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once
it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me,
does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right
stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"
Sean replies, "No, but the last
time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."
Thank you Crystal Wright...for that joke...Everybody have a super groovy weekend!
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