Saturday, June 27, 2015

Weekend Humor

Two guys driving and there car breaks So they got to a fruit farmer and say "Fruit farmer do you have a place for us to stay tonight"

The fruit farmer replies "Sure you can stay upstairs with my daughter just no sleeping with her"

Unfortunately his daughter was a knock out so the two guys screwed the hell out of her The next day the fruit farmer says "Since you  boys disobeyed me I want each of you to go out in my fields and pick a hundred pieces of your favorite fruit."  

Relieved, the two guys said "I thought he would be pissed." 

So the two guys set out to pick there fruit.

 The first guy comes back with a hundred cherries. To his surprise he finds himself staring at a double-barrelled shotgun And the fruit farmer says "Now shove them all up you ass" 

Well the guy gets to 25 and he starts giggling, He gets to 50 and he starts laughing, Finally gets to a hundred and he is laughing so hard pees a small stream down the inside of his trousers .

Not amused the fruit farmer yells "What the hell so goddamn funny?" 

The guy replies "I'm just laughing at my buddy because he is picking watermelons"

Thank You Crystal Wright for yet another great joke!

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!


James Perkins said...


Rita said...

LMAO! You have no sense!


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