Friday, July 24, 2015

Weekend Humor

The wife accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die."

"Well what can I do to help?" asked the wife.


"Well...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." said the doctor.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife,  

"What did the doctor say?"


"He said you're going to die," she said.


EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

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