Saturday, November 29, 2008

Saturday Seven (7 Things I'm Not Feelin' Right Now)

1. From now until Christmas, I'm not going to be able to find a parking space at any mall. No explanation needed.

2. If I do find a parking space, chances are I will forget where I parked when I come out of the mall. This was the subject of an episode of "Seinfeld". Trust me, it really happens.

3. I'm not feeling Beyonce or Kanye's new CDs right now. Who stole the soul? After several listens, I'm sure that both CDs will grow on me but right now, I'm wishin' that I only downloaded the one or two tracks I actually find bareable on both CDs (not a good sign).

4. People who want to talk while in the bathroom at work. This is a place for serious contemplation... whatever you have to say to me can really wait. Seriously, it can wait.

5. People who talk on their cell phones while they are on the toilet in a public bathroom. I already meet enough certifiable schizophrenics in the course of a day. When I hear a one-way conversation coming from a bathroom stall, must I fear that I'm in the presence of yet another one?

6. People who kiss their dogs in the mouth and let their dogs eat off of the same plates that they use. The eeeeeeeeew factor is already in on this one and I shouldn't have to explain this any further. (Thanks 12Kyle... I jacked this one from you.)

7. People with bad breath (yuck mouf) who insist on getting right up in my face to talk. Whoa chief, back it up about a mile. Back it up and jump!

Have a great weekend everyone. I hope you got a chuckle out of this one!


The F$%K it List said...

HAHA about folks that want to speak to you while you are in the bathroom. I hate that.

And EWWWW again about the people and their dogs, both you and Kyle know its totally a YT thang!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

You probably wouldn't like me because I do #5 all the time!!! I kinda like it :)

I love dogs, but I would never let my dog kiss me in the mouth or eat off of my plate...grossssssss!!!!

Shorty said...

Well, I'm a dog kisser, but I don't share a plate with my pups. And, I'm right there with you about people talking on their cell phones in a public restroom. Give me a break! How flattering is it to be on the other end of that call and to hear toilets flushing! I personally hate it when I figure out someone is using the bathroom while chatting with me. Rude!

CurvyGurl said...

ROFL. I'm not feelin' the same things either. Oh, but there are two Bey songs that I like Ego and Single Ladies...of course :)).

Angie B. said...

Rofl @ U.

Toni said...

Thanks for giving me a good early morning laugh Keith.

Sunflower said...

I agree with you on all well as laughing at them too.

Lisa said...

ROFL @ U Keith...I love these Saturday Sevens.

Tate 2 said...

You're not feelin Kanye? I love his new CD!! Oh well, to each his own..Loved the rest of the list.

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Hahahahahahahaha about people talkin in the bathroom..Man,I hate
that ish...Definitely not a time to

Simon Bastion said...

Hillarious List...I always misplace my car in crowded malls-hahahahahahahahaha, good one.

James Perkins said...

I love these Saturday Sevens...This one takes the cake
because I too lose my car in crowded malls, I hate people talking to me in the bathroom and on their cell phones and that thing with the dogs I have never witnessed but I can imagine it is disgusting.

Halo said...

Heyy Keith, Loved your list...I got a kick out of the one about people talking to you in the bathroom and in the stalls.lololol
Great post.

Vanessa said...

Hi Keith....This post had me rolling on the floor laughing...I'm
with you on all of those things...except Bey...I love her new CD..Sorry. Great post anyway.lololol.

Keith said...

@F$%K it List - We are so "There"
with each other.-lololol.

@Beautifully Conjured Up- Everybody
does one thing. That wouldn't stop me from liking you.Not at all.
I doubt the two of us would be in the restroom at the same time.-lolol.

@Shorty- Hey girl, what's up?

@Curvy Gurl- We are so "There" too-

@Angie B., Sun ,Toni and Lisa- Glad
to be of service on Saturday Mornings to you..I'm about to go and
get my morning coffee now.-lol.

@Tate2- It's kool brother, we all have our likes and dislikes..and like I said..Kanye might grow on me..Beyonce Too.

@ James & Simon- I'm so tired of losing my car, I don't know what to do.-lolol.

@Vanessa- Hey girl, welcome to my site..Hope you keep coming back.

@Halo-That bathroom thing resonates
with a lot of people I see.

A Go Bytch said...

I'm guilty of talking on the phone in the bathroom stall until I'm put in a comprimising position to where I have to hang up.. I can blame that on the reason I went into the men's restroom... I wasn't paying attention!

and... people's breath doesn't even have to be kicking for me to hold my breath or back-up I just hate for people to get that close to me and talk regardless...ick!!!

Go B.

Strongblkwmn said...

I agree with everything on the list. I'm definitely disappointed with B. and Kanye's cd's. (I almost said albums). Kanye has to leave the voice box alone if he wants to talk about how great he is. I look to him for originality and he comes out with something that's already being done to death.

I hate it when people talk on their cell phones in the bathroom!

Moanerplicity said...

Just got B's CD the other day. Haven't heard it all, but I'm kinda feelin' the "I Am" side. I'm a ballad kinda cat.

Not a huge fan of hip-hop anymore, so I'll be passing on Kayne's joint.


Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

im with u on three

Mizrepresent said...

@#7, always good to carry a pack of gum in this place, lol! said...

Hey Keith,

I am sooo guilty of number 5!

The reason I take my phone conversations to the stall is because I think it is SO RUDE for people to stand in line in the store yapping and yapping on their phones.

I guess I never thought that someone listening in a nearby stall may think I am koo-koo for Cocoa puffs!! *LOL*

Anonymous said...

You ain't never lied about talking in the bathroom, freaks me out. Its not the place for conversation at all. Good post!


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