Thursday, August 26, 2010

Places To Go In DC If You're A Tea Bagger!


You know, if this wasn't true, this would actually make a great piece for my "Weekend Humor" recurring post on Fridays....

A member of the Tea Party has put together a guide for those who are traveling to participate in Glenn Beck’s "Restoring Honor" Rally. Fox News' Glenn Beck is hosting the rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech.

The only thing more silly, more utterly ridiculous than the sheer foolishness, as well as brazeness of Glenn Beck trying to usurp this historic moment dedicated to unity and racial progress with a rally dedicated to division and racial superiority and stupidity, is the travel guide put out by the Tea Party to help visitors navigate Chocolate City.

It isn't surprising that Glenn Beck, who isn't half the man that Dr. Martin Luther King was, would stoop to something so low and so stupid... but it is surprising that someone who has reportedly lived in Washington DC for 20 years would make such ridiculous statements about the city.

The guide warns of (get this) "overly sensitive African immigrants and the dangers of taking the yellow/green Metro lines, which lead to mostly black neighborhoods. Newsflash: Washington DC is 55% African-American, so I'm pretty sure that all of the train lines go to black neighborhoods. Isn't it a trip how whoever wrote this mess wants Tea Party members to avoid those neighborhoods for safety concerns, but seem to be cool with black people living there and facing the same dangers day in and day out.

Now, exactly which America does the Tea Party stand for? The picture is becoming crystal clear isn't it? Are you checking this out my Black Republican brothers and sisters and Black conservatives? They are talking about YOU and people who look just like you... possibley some of your relatives that still live in these neighborhoods where there are "safety concerns". Did they send you guys a manual about where you shouldn't travel amongst them or when you should get out of dodge... like when they start drinking and their true nature comes out?

All I'm going to say is, when they start pulling out the hoods and bedsheets, make like Stepin' Fetchit... "Feets don't fail me now" and get in the wind!

21 comments:

Solomon said...

"All I'm going to say is, when they start pulling out the hoods and bedsheets, make like Stepin' Fetchit... "Feets don't fail me now" and get in the wind!"

Bro, you had me crackin' up with this mess. But that is some mess for real.

Jazzy said...

They are off the chain Fam!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

This is a joke right? They seriously are putting out this kind of guide?

James Perkins said...

I'm just shaking my head...They can't get anymore obvious than this!

Brenda said...

Subtelty is not these folks strong point..Neither is common sense!

Toni said...

While it is no sin to be Black and Republican, there certainly appears to be a conflict of interests now of days.

Swaggie said...

"All I'm going to say is, when they start pulling out the hoods and bedsheets, make like Stepin' Fetchit... "Feets don't fail me now" and get in the wind!"

Man, you is crazy ROTFLMAO! but I
feel ya though!

Angie B. said...

Hey Keith,I want one of those guides as a souvenier..I need a good laugh.

Sunflower said...

Are you aware that there is sort of a civil war going on within the Republican party between The Far right nut jobs and more sensible but conservative candidates? It is!
They are trying to keep it quiet,but it's gradually brewing.

Sean said...

I'm just shaking my head, that's
all!

Lisa said...

As Michael Baisden says- "This is some fraganackel bull"

Halo said...

I think the whole thing is funny, just as the Tea Baggers are funny!

Vanessa said...

These people amaze me with how blantantly racist they are...It doesn't seem to me like they are trying to hide it..I don't see how Black conservatives can not see this and not shutter a little bit!

Cheryl said...

@ Vanessa - They don't see it because they don't want to see it.

Captain Jack said...

@ Vanessa & Cheryl- Oh They see it..They know who and what they are..They are to the point that they don't care!

Tate 2 said...

I heard about this guide yesterday and I thought it was a parody or a joke..I can't believe they are serious! I'm just shakin my head!

Simon Bastion said...

Incredible, you would think this type of thing would be so passe by now!

Anonymous said...

These unfair attacks on Republicans and The Tea Party Movemant have got to stop...This blog is the most one sided , unbalanced reporting I have ever read...(And don't delete my comments,I am an American and I deserve to be heard!!!)

I enjoy your new food blog and I occassionally read "Escapades" although I am a bit put off that you never have not one white charactor in many of your stories
(Isn't that reverse racism?) Still
I enjoy those blogs a lot better than this one where you are hitting people over the head with your misguided socialist politics..
What happened to the personal and auto-biographical stories you used to post when the blog first started?

You've become nothing more than a
propoganda vehicle for the Socialist Far Left and Obama??
I'm just asking?

Keith said...

@Anonymous- I usually ignore your remarks or delete them as I am wont to do..but I'll engage you..
This time..For the last time...This is my blog..I started it and I'll write whatever I please..If you don't like it..don't read it..As for "Escapades"..Again..it's my blog and I'll write about whatever charactors I choose..Agaian if you don't like it..don't read it..
Glad you like my food blog though!

Anonymous said...

You're nothing but a socialist self promoter..I will not read any of your blogs ever again!

Keith said...

@Anonymous- Is that a promise?




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