Friday, August 20, 2010

Weekend Humor

Sam Jones enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to Pete the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." The bartender says, "Okay. How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?"

The man whispers something to the frog and the frog starts singing "Blue Moon." That's friggin' amazin", says Pete the bartender as he slaps down $1,000. "I'll bet ya another G that my iguana here can do that to", says Sam Jones. Pete says with a shrug, "Okay. I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on! Have him sing the "Star-Spangled Banner."

Sam Jones whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled Banner. As Pete hands over another $1,000, Moe Howard, a local businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and it was amazin'. Listen, I wanna buy your iguana for $100,000."

Sam said... "What? One hunnard large? Sho!" He exchanged the iguana for the money and Moe Howard left. Pete the bartender shook his head and said, "What! Are you nuts? You could have made a bundle with that iguana kid!" Sam looked at Pete, winked, and said... "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist."

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Only you, Keith! Have a great weekend!!


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