Friday, August 6, 2010

Weekend Humor


Monique was going on a date. Her late grandmother's friend, Miz Laverne said... "Sit here Mo and let me tell you about those young brothers. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." Monique replied... "Yes, Miz Laverne, I hear you."

With that bit of advice, Monique went on her date. The next day she told Miz Laverne that her date went just like she had predicted... "Miz Laverne, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family." Miz Laverne fainted!

Have a great weekend, everybody!

2 comments:

BorednTalkative said...

Hahahahaha!!! I am cracking up in my office! Have a great weekend Keith

Arlene said...

OMG, that was funny!! My granddaughter better not be disgracing no boy's family when she starts to date. Hilarious!! See at the picnic!!




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