Friday, May 20, 2011

Weekend Humor

A young couple was driving along the highway when a policeman pulled him over. The husband rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all pal, I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" said the Policeman.

The guy thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

His wife,who was sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The husband turned to his wife and said, " Melinda, I TOLD you  we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Would you two stop yappin and get me out of the city...there's a warrant out for my arrest!!! ,Now step on it."


SLC said...

Dear sir,

With all due respect, the world is supposed to end tomorrow. This is no time for jokes.

Have a great weekend and see ya on FB or twitter or blogger on Monday.


Keith said...

@SLC- Too Funny!


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