Friday, July 22, 2011

Weekend Humor




A lady goes to her pastor one day and tells him, ''Bishop, I have a problem."



"Oh and what is that?" He asked

"I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.'' she said

''What do they say?' the pastor asked.

"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' " she said.

''What?That's obscene!' the pastor exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

''You know," he said, ''I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... just bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frankie and Pete." he said.

"My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time."

''Oh Thank you, Bishop'' the woman responded, ''This may very well be the solution.''




The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence...Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

''Put the beads away, Frankie,Our prayers have been answered!"

4 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One Bruh! LOL!

Toni said...

LOL! That was too cute!

Sean said...

LMBAO!

James Perkins said...

This is why I love this blog...You mix seriousness with humor quite well.




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