Friday, July 6, 2012

Weekend Humor




A patient went to see the doctor.
Doctor,: "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."


Patient:"My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. And next week I want you back here for a hearing test. Good lawd......"


Have a great weekend everybody!

14 comments:

Toni said...

HIllarious!

Angie B. said...

That was funny!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

LMAO at that one!

Lisa said...

Good One Keith!

Halo said...

OMG! That was terrible! LOL!

Vanessa said...

You wrong for that one Keith..You just wrong! LMFAO!

Cheryl said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! LOL!

Brenda said...

Okay, that was just plain nasty! LOL!

Sunflower said...

Warped!

James Perkins said...

Between Keith's Space and Escapades, you've got me on the floor rolling over here Keith!

Samuel Bastion said...

Too Funny!

Sean said...

You never cease to amaze me fam! LOL!

Peaches said...

Love your blog...Been reading it since it's inception..Thought I'd finally comment! Love your other blogs too!

Captain Jack said...

That was nasty! Funny, but nasty!LOL!




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