Saturday 7-Seven Sexy Surprises A Guy Might Like

I've written relationship posts for the ladies....So I figured I'd write one for the guys.....So ladies if you are reading and I hope you are...(Judging by the lack of comments I've gotten on my last few posts...Maybe you aren't!)  This one is for you!

1. Spend the whole day in bed

Psst,Hey Ladies ...Do yall want to know a secret? We guys love spontaneity just as much as you all say you do. It’s sexy, it’s fun, and it ensures there’s never a dull moment when we are together. If your plan is to catch us off guard and drive us wild, I know just the tricks to try. (Grab those notebooks!) Turn the heat up at home with one of these seven sexy ideas. 

Turn off your Crackberry, your tablet ,your iphone and unplug the clock, it's time to hunker down with your  guy. Skip your to-do-list for the day and make a new one where everything on it can be done in bed. It's fun, it's free, and it sure as hell beats working all day, don't'  it? Go ahead. What are you waiting for? Play hooky already! In the words of Marvin Gaye...Let's get it onnnnnnnnnnnn!


2. Sex Homework-

Ready to instantly spice things up? Call or text me and give me a little "sex homework" to bring home. Ask me to make a list of the 10 places on your body I'd like to kiss you, or my 5 favorite spots to have sex. The anticipation will build as I completes my uh assignment and I will be eager to turn it in and practice what I've  uh, learned. Note...When I say "I"....I'm speaking collectively for all guys...

3.Be my secret admirer or side jawn....

Ladies, You can still remember the smell of those beautiful roses your man sent you on your birthday, but when was the last time you showered him with public displays of affection? Huh?  Surprise him for lunch looking unbelievably hot in that tight , mini dress he loves, or those tight jeans or have a note telling him to "Come home, now!" (and have on some scandalous lingerie ...)delivered to his office by a messenger. Uhhhh huh...That'll work!

4.For Dessert after a good meal.....You!

Now Do I have to say anymore? After you've both enjoyed a delicious meal, it's time for a one-of-a-kind dessert in bed. Hand him a jar of edible chocolate body paint and a brush, and light a candle -- it's on.

5.Let's Take a Bath Together!

 A little fizz, steam and a hot bath can go a long way for your sex drive. Skip the showers in favor of a romantic evening in the tub together for some sensual foreplay before bed....if you know what I mean and I know you do...

6.Get Dressed up and go out on the town on a whim....Someplace different...Remember what I said about spontaneity.???

7.Learn how to maximize your relaxation time..

Either way works....Can you dig me?