The economy is so bad:
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. President Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: (GE, AIG, Pfizer, and Citigroup).
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
children's names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
10. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?"
11. Motel 6 won't leave the light on.
12. The Mafia is laying off judges.
Have a great weekend everyone!
20 comments:
LOL...I hope it never gets this bad...hee hee
You stoopid!lol
Number 2 floored me!ROTFLMBAO!
Okay, That picture had me laughing before I read any of this!
Funny,Funny List!
Hillarious Keith!
A pre-declined Credit card! Now that's bad!-lolololol.
Super Stoopid! lolololol.
Loved this list..It is just about this crazy out there isn't it?
Good List Keith!
Number two and number ten had me on the floor screaming with laughter!
Keith,you are too silly!-:)
I loved the one about the african
children.
Hope You are enjoying your weekend Keith..Nice list-:)
I didn't understand the first one,but I liked #2, #7 and #10.
They were hillarious!
Number two was crazy family!lolol
I liked all of em, though I didn't quite get the first one.
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