Saturday, February 13, 2010

Weekend Humor


Here's a rare item. Mark it on your calender folks. A second post in one day from the house of ideas. This one was too good to not post...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name and in a very loud voice, the receptionist said... "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied... ''NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.''

The room erupted in applause!

15 comments:

Toni said...

Too Funny!

Sunflower said...

What? You did two posts in one day?
Wow!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

ROTFLMAO!

Halo said...

This is becoming my second favorite of your recurring posts!

Lisa said...

Funny!

Cheryl said...

You are off the chain!

Brenda said...

Good one!

James Perkins said...

Hillarious!

Angie B. said...

LOLOLOL, That was funny Keith!

Tate 2 said...

ROTFLMAO...This was hillarious, good post man!lol

Swaggie said...

Nice comeback!

Jazzy said...

Brutal fam!

Sean said...

Wow, it's rare you grace us with two posts in one day...Glad you did
though!

Simon Bastion said...

Very Funny!

Captain Jack said...

When He said sex change operation,I thought it was going to be about something else...Funny
joke just the same!




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