"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n- a!"
If you're over a certain age, you probably remember that little jingle from television commercials for Oscar Mayer Bologna and other fine meats. Today, I want to end the month with a somewhat humorous story about a use for bologna that Oscar Mayer never had in mind.
A Holyoke, MA (Don't ask... I never heard of the town either!) man has been arrested after a kilogram of cocaine (That's right, blow!) was found inside a hollowed-out chunk of bologna that was delivered to his home.
Holyoke police say they were tipped off by postal inspectors in Puerto Rico who had been investigating similar shipments. A dog confirmed the presence of coke and the bologna was cut open. (I'm imagining these dogs to be very laid back in their investigations.)
The bologna was then repackaged and an undercover postal inspector delivered it to a Holyoke address at about 4:45 p.m. on Thursday. A woman sitting on the front steps signed for it.
Police then executed a search warrant and arrested a 30-year-old man on a cocaine trafficking charge. Police say the cocaine had a street value of $100,000. The investigation is ongoing.
Like I said... Oscar Mayer never imagined his bologna being used like this!
If you're over a certain age, you probably remember that little jingle from television commercials for Oscar Mayer Bologna and other fine meats. Today, I want to end the month with a somewhat humorous story about a use for bologna that Oscar Mayer never had in mind.
A Holyoke, MA (Don't ask... I never heard of the town either!) man has been arrested after a kilogram of cocaine (That's right, blow!) was found inside a hollowed-out chunk of bologna that was delivered to his home.
Holyoke police say they were tipped off by postal inspectors in Puerto Rico who had been investigating similar shipments. A dog confirmed the presence of coke and the bologna was cut open. (I'm imagining these dogs to be very laid back in their investigations.)
The bologna was then repackaged and an undercover postal inspector delivered it to a Holyoke address at about 4:45 p.m. on Thursday. A woman sitting on the front steps signed for it.
Police then executed a search warrant and arrested a 30-year-old man on a cocaine trafficking charge. Police say the cocaine had a street value of $100,000. The investigation is ongoing.
Like I said... Oscar Mayer never imagined his bologna being used like this!
18 comments:
Yeah,I remember that jingle...You're right..Oscar Mayar never wanted his meat to be used for this! LOL.
Slow news day huh? I guess Obama didn't do anything super today!
Funny Story!
I'm always amazed at the lengths people will stoop.
I read about this.... I bet that guy really felt stupid when the feds walked in on him.
That's crazy man!
ROTFLMBAO! You come up with the most imaginative stuff man!
I saw this on the news...that was deep!
I'll never look at Bologna the same again...LOL!
@Anonymous- I thought you weren't ever going to read anymore of Keith's blogs? Can't stay away can you?
This would have made a great plot for one of your stories on "Escapades" lol.
I have to second what Angie B. said...I'm surprised you didn't think of something like this Keith.
I saw this story on the news!
Too Funny!
Truth is stranger than fiction they say!
ROTFLMAO!
I still love my bologna slices on my Italian Hoagies.
I remember that jingle...I'm not that young..lol Wow...people will do anything.
That photo has just taken my appetite away!lol!
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