Friday, August 12, 2011

Weekend Humor




A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, '' Well ,When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah myself."

The teacher asked, ''What if Jonah didn’t go to Heaven , What if Jonah went to Hell?''

The little girl replied, ''Then will you ask him?''.

1 comment:

Arlene said...

HA! That was cute! And just what the teacher deserved for baiting a child! Out of their mouths of babes! Have a great weekend!!




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