Friday, September 23, 2011

Weekend Humor


(Excerpt of a policeman, being grilled by a defense attorney!)

Q: Did you see my client flee the scene?

A: No, sir, I didn’t. But subsequently I observed someone running several blocks away who matched the description of the offender.

Q: Who provided you with the description?

A: The officer who responded to the scene.

Q: A fellow officer of yours provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust this fellow officer?

A: Yes, sir, with my life.

Q: With your life? Let me then ask you this, officer. Do you have a room were you change your clothes in preparation for the day’s duties?

A: Yes, sir, we do.

Q: And do you have a locker in that room?

A: Yes, sir, I do.

Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: Why is it, officer, that if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those some officers?

A: You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex. And sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

Have a great weekend everybody!

1 comment:

Arlene said...

That was cute, Keith! Thank goodness I know a few, well two, lawyers I can trust! This week lawyers have been against the wall. Look what they've done to the School Reform Commission. Did you see the Real Sports program on college football bowl games and hear what that lawyer had to say? And aren't most of our congress and senate members lawyers?? Things that make you go hmmm.
Have a great weekend!!




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