Friday, March 28, 2014

Weekend Humor

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. 

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" 

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they aren’t, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" 

"No, I don't." replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Have a super groovy weekend everybody!

2 comments:

Swaggie said...

LOL! GOOD ONE!

Arlene said...

LOL! Keith, I like that one!! Have a great weekend!!




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