Friday, December 10, 2010

Weekend Humor


A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one psychiatrist said, "Since we are all professionals here, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

"Yeah..that's a good idea.." , Yeah...damn right" "Yes" They all agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of all of their damn money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me. Vicodin, Viagra, Cialis, allergy medicine...even morphine and ecstacy."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, " Oh myyyy, I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

6 comments:

Toni said...

Good One~!

Angie B. said...

Cute!

Brenda said...

Hillarious!

James Perkins said...

I'll bet they felt foolish !LOL!

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

I must admit this made me chuckle!
And remind me about telling all my business.

www.segovia-3d.com said...

Quite effective info, thanks so much for the post.




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