Friday, July 16, 2010

Weekend Humor

It seems Tyrone Johnson had too much alcohol at a party, he was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, Tyrone couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and just gave it to driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.

Tyrone Johnson, drunk as all get-out and figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. He was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.

"Are you Mr. Tyrone Johnson?" one state trooper asked.

"Yeah, that's me." he admitted.

"Were you pulled over on 52nd & Lancaster Avenue last night for driving under the influence?" said the state trooper.

"Yeah, that was me, man." he said.

"And, what did you do then?" the trooper asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the trooper asked.

"It's in my garage." said Tyrone.

"May we see the car?" asked the trooper.

"Sure." he said and he led them to the garage.

Inside the garage was the state troopers' car!


2cute4u said...

Really funny! This is..

BorednTalkative said...

lol poor little drunken Tyrone

Rich Fitzgerald said...

that was a good one


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