Saturday, October 17, 2009

Saggin' Story


I was off from work yesterday and basically, except for a doctor's appointment, just chilling. I was sitting in a diner in Southwest Philly while having a delicious breakfast of grits, two eggs (scrambled light), turkey bacon, orange juice, and coffee when I noticed two young brothers walk into the diner. One looked about 20years old and the one in question looked no more than 17 years old.

Both of these young men had their pants sagging to the point that I could see their boxer shorts. They both looked like they were carrying a load in their pants. The 17 year old saw a young lady who caught his fancy and began talking to her in length. I couldn't hear what they were saying but, I could imagine that it was the whole "Do you come here often?", "Can I have your phone number?" thing. The young lady complied and both pulled out their Blackberry's and began exchanging numbers. (I remember when that sort of thing was done on a napkin). The 17 year old then told the young lady that he would call her and see if they could hook up and go out sometime. Just as he turned to walk away, his pants dropped to the ground!!!

I have always wondered if this ever happened. I have seen guys with their pants saggin' trying to walk and to hurry up and constantly pulling their pants up but, I have never seen them fall like his did. Of course, you know that the diner erupted in laughter... old men and young men alike. Not only that, the girl who he had been talking to, her girlfriend, and the two waitresses were screaming with laughter. I know that this poor kid felt like going through the floor.

He turned around slowly and looked right in my face. I pulled my shirt up and pointed to my belt. I didn't say a word but my intent was that, if he had at least worn a belt with his pants, this type of thing wouldn't have happened. I don't know if he got message or not. He pulled his pants up and hightailed it out of that diner with whatever dignity he had left. Even his boy, who had come into the diner with him was howling with laughter!

I doubt if that girl will be getting a call from him anytime soon!

22 comments:

Reggie said...

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! That was the funniest thing all day. Keith, that was classic!!!

Swaggie said...

ROTFLMAO!! That's what he gets!

Toni said...

I have never liked the saggin look!

Angie B. said...

This needs to happen to more of them!

Lisa said...

"PULL EM UP BROTHERS!"ROTFLMBAO!

Halo said...

Great story, just what I needed to brighten my day!

Vanessa said...

ROTFLMBAO! That was hillarious Keith!

Brenda said...

You always witness the most bizarre
stuff man...lolololol.

Cheryl said...

That was funny...that poor guy!-:)

James Perkins said...

I've always wondered if that kind of thing happenes to them saggers too!

Simon Bastion said...

That was funny Keith!

Sunflower said...

Funny! Have a great weekend Keith!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

So glad I'm too old to be wearing my pants like that! lololol

Tate 2 said...

Hillarious!

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Jazzy said...

Funny one fam!

Sean said...

Still cracking the hell up!lololol.

Captain Jack said...

Oh my!

Mizrepresent said...

So funny Keith...i really can't stand when they walk around holding their pants when a belt would solve all of their problems.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

That was funny!

clnmike said...

Lol. Better the sagging pants than the skinney jeans.




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